|A bear statue. I can do without real bears.|
|Have you seen my nuts?|
|Whatchoo wanna be all chasin' me up trees for?|
|Struttin' for the ladies.|
|My milkshake brings all the hens to the yard.|
|Yes, that's a snake. Yes, I did the eww-it's-a-snake dance after|
I took this shot. Snakes. In nature. The nerve!
|Bonus shot: Real live young gators at Bass Pro Shops.|
They're maybe four-five feet long. You don't want to fall
in that exhibit at any rate.