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The Friday Five - The Ugly Pants Version

So a couple of weeks ago, we did ugly sweaters. I think you know where this is going.

1) Um...uh-huh. There they are. You can fit a whole harem in there! There are more ugly pants here.

2) Curtain pants. Now you too can have the sheer privacy provided by curtains. Or not.

3) Dog pants. Can you believe these are sold out? Is that a poodle on your crotch, or...never mind. The most spectacular part...these are dude pants.

4) 'K, I don't even know what's going on here. Just put them away!


There you go, kids. As writers, we're creative, but, damn. Shouldn't someone draw the line somewhere (way) before crochet man shorts? They really should have.

Go, be, do! While you're going, being, and doing, don't forget to read my SYTYCW entry, Wildwood Spring, and mark The Convict & the Cattleman as a want-to-read on Goodreads.

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    1. I know. It's so hard to even comprehend these pants.

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  2. Wrong on so many levels. Even scarier that you Google found them.

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    1. What's really, really scary, is that there are whole boards on Pinterest dedicated to stuff like this.

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  3. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so much hideousness. You know, I think the first pair you showed are the ugliest pants I've ever seen.

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    1. I just keep staring at them in horror. O_O

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